I only gawts 2 questions for ya…

1. Do you like winning wars? If your answer is “no”, thank you for your time and have a nice day. Also… WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? *clears throat* I apologize for my outburst. Let me get back on point. If the answer “yes,” please let your eyes shift downward to Question #2.
2. Do you have a sense a humor? If your answer is “no,” I repeat… WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? If the answer is a resounding “yes,” COME SHAKE DAT A$$ WITH SHAKETHATCLASH!!

That is all. Thank you. *drops mic*

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