About Us

Our Tenets

We live life simply. This is a game. You’re part of a team. So enjoy, and participate!

  1. Don’t be a dick. Respect your team mates. Respect the team. View the clan as a place of your own. Show concern for it, its direction, and condition.
  2. Participate. In Telegram where lots of conversations and team growth happens. And in CoC chat. And in wars.
  3. War. We war back to back. You don’t need to be in every war, but you need to be in most. We don’t expect 3* every time. Show a willingness to improve, to be coached, and demonstrate an obvious desire to improve.
  4. Personality. Clan dynamics are important to us. We are a family of friends. Play well with others. Speak up, but speak with respect.

A little about us…

  • We’re mostly based in the U.S. time zones, but have a few internationals, as well. Full disclosure… It does tend to get a smidge quiet during ‘Murican sleepy hours. We’re hoping to grab a few more trans-continentals to make our clan poppin’ 24/7.
  • We consist of adults and would like to keep it that way. Our humor can get a bit, ahem, raunchy/wild/inappropriate/hysterical/rated R/NSFW/etc, etc. So yeah. Join at your own risk.
  • We like Monty Python. You should too. Really.
  • We formed STC to create an environment where we could goof off and have fun, but also be successful at wars. We have a highly organized system for our wars and utilize ClashTrack and Telegram to aid in this endeavor (and yes – the answer to your “Are these two things required?” question. Yes). Obviously, it’s SUPER top secret and I am not a liberty to divulge our methods so publicly. FOR SHAKERS’ EYES ONLY!
  • We war back to back, but understand the need for upgrading heroes, etc and obviously real life stuff, so opting out is obviously A-Okay. HOWEVER!!! Every month, we have an ALL IN WAR! (Just crushed the life outta our last 50v50!) We ask that our Shakers be prepared for this and be ready to go hard, yo!
  • As I mentioned two bullet points up, we use Telegram to communicate outside of the game – this is mandatory for all members. We have several feeds for different aspects, but our most favored and busy is the main feed where everyone from the clan is added. Makes things like, “Yo, dude your base has a hole in it,” or “OMG! Check out this hysterical cat video!” super easy to relay.
  • We have new base Thursdays, and FC Fridays. To be honest though every day is FC day. But hey. It’s a day.

From all of this, you may have guessed that, yes, we are a fairly organized clan when it comes to war. We ain’t no CWL or anything, but we value communication and organization a lot. If this sounds like too structured for you, you may wanna check out our sister wife taco clan, The Snuggery! Here’s one of their recruitment threads.

Alright, alright. Lemme wrap this up and tell you what we need from you!

  • Currently, we’re shopping around for Th8s and Th9s and Th10s and we absolutely ADORE .5 bases — NOT engineered. They have been OP for war matches since one of the more recent updates.
  • Be willing to take constructive criticism and advice from fellow Shakers. We truly have some kick a$$ members and I can’t tell you how much I’ve learned from them!
  • Above all else, HAVE FRIGGIN FUN!!!!

Here’s a little taste of our war log since we came outta retirement! (We made it to a 14 war win streak before being stripped of our glory!)